January 2010 Archives

Having real terrorists roaming the land instead of fake ones "linked to alkyada" will do wonders for the war on terror and its revenue generation opportunities.
Gordon must be hoping it will be enough to get him a second term.
This is a record of the achievements of the government that Mr Woodcock supports.
This is the record of the government that Mr Woodcock wants the Labour Party faithful to support.
If you really want four more years of this then make sure you vote for Mr John Woodcock who claims he is Fighting For Furness!
The following may or may not be an accurate transcript of that call.
And remember Truth is Stranger Than Fiction!
This is story entitled
Liberal Democrats outline plans to invest in empty Cumbrian homes
And rather than have that awfully nice
Come on Mr Lee stop hiding and be honest!
It is of course total bollocks but that total bollocks is being taught in schools which is wrong.
She reckons £2 for a meal is too dear and yet the clown's own website says the quango is targeting the poorest kids who will qualify for FREE school meals!!
You cannot make this shit up!
It's not clear why they are needed but my guess is that they save money by combining two different types of vehicle in one.
This of course saves the wages of the firefighters that would have manned the second vehicle!
Naturally this financial saving is dressed up as an improvement in the service for the public but as ever..
"Your child's data is safe with us as we and our services comply with the Data Protection Act, honest guvnor!
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Click through for another beautiful piece of fiction
Please don't give them any.
He is was and always will be a spin doctor in the mould of one Ali Campbell. He isn't in the same league as good old Ali but god bless him he tries!
Teenager 'found murdered' by river in Reading
Yet more proof that our top military leaders haven't a bloody clue.
Yet more proof that our politicians haven't a bloody clue.
Yet more proof that international co-operation in peacetime rarely works.
Yet more proof that the blokes in boats can easily outwit billion dollar warships.
Yet more proof that crime pays.
And just possibly an insight into what makes it into a press report may or may not be influenced by some hidden hand.
Barclays Capital
City Bridge Trust
Children in Need
Comic Relief
Cardiff Against Bullying
Department of Children, Schools and Families
Drapers' Company
Euroclear
Football Foundation
Gwirvol
Hillingdon Community Trust
HSBC
Little Lord Fauntleroy Foundation
London Borough of Lambeth
London Councils
London Development Agency
Nominet Charitable Trust
Spar
St David's 2 Community Fund
Venture Partnership Foundation
vFund
But...
This is don't forget a wholly taxpayer funded body that used to concentrate on providing the country with an 'as accurate as current technology and skill will allow' forecast of what tomorrows weather will probably be like.
It has been hijacked by the Man Made global climate warming change religion almost by stealth because the current government has successfully closed peoples eyes to what they and their backers are up to. Well here is my simple attempt to open peoples eyes a little.
But every now and again he inadvertently reveals something astonishing.
Just have a look at the different headlines and see where its political loyalties lie.
The righteous beaver away inside government, fake charities, quangos, societies organisations, councils all of which are totally legal in the UK if not lawful.
So it comes as no surprise see that the fruits of their labours 'deluded, compliant and STUPID parents' forcing a company to change its ways because she or he was TOO STUPID explain to their child that cartoons are just cartoons and are TOO STUPID to make his or her child wear a friggin seatbelt when travelling in a car!
There is an awful lot wrong with this story as you will see but surely the time has come to 'round them all up put them in a field and BOMB THE BASTARD! as the American Major created by late great Mr K Everret used to say.
What is also telling is that Mr Woodcock and the Barrow & Furness Labour party don't think Mr Rabone is worthy of their attention in the same way Mr Gough was. Obviously as far as Mr Woodcock the Spin Doctor is concerned Mr Gough is his real adversary.
As such it is unlikely that he will prosper in the den of thieves should he get elected but if his actions match his words AND if there are more like him who get elected to the den of thieves then maybe, just maybe it would become again a place worthy of respect.
A vandal might destroy the lens or paint over the lens or attack the box with a hammer.
I've pulled out the bits pertinent to the draconian Home Education aspects of the bill which are of course based on the false results of the Graham Badman review
Badmans rubbish.pdf
Still the French do provide us with a right good laugh as they made the following classic howler.
It was allegedly put out live last night on the North Western Evening Mail website as a 'Meet the candidate' type of cosy little chat.
As you can see all is not what it seems as some questions are actually answered BEFORE they are asked!
They all have one thing in common. All these people are unaware they are spending their time in the company of "Indoor Air" and even worse that "Indoor Air" may be polluted and may be shortening their lives or at the very least affecting their health!
She might only have got the job because of Gordoon Broon not understanding how the players in the EU do business.
She might never had a real job in her life.
She might be almost totally unknown in the UK
but she is up to speed with where the EU is going!
First up its the How To Spot A Terrorist Initiative aimed at primary age children!
Miss Klass, a model for Marks & Spencer and a former singer with the pop group Hear'Say, was in her kitchen in the early hours of Friday when she saw two teenagers behaving suspiciously in her garden.
The youths approached the kitchen window, before attempting to break into her
garden shed, prompting Miss Klass to wave a kitchen knife to scare them
away.
The first bunch usually have the best of intentions and the belief that they can make the poltical process better by being part of it and correcting it from within.
The second bunch are troughers whose sole purpose in life is to keep the trough full so they and their ilk can feed from it no matter what.
Severe weather warnings of heavy snow are in place for eastern England, and forecasters warn that the coming days could be even colder.
"The extremely hard winter spanning 1962 and 1963 was arguably the single event that had the greatest impact on wildlife within living memory," said Mark Avery, the RSPB's conservation director.
"With the icy weather predicted to last at least another week, this winter could be the single greatest wildlife killer of the new millennium."
So to balance their idiotic standpoint here is a list of an awful lot (375) of extreme cold weather records being smashed.
This headline came from the British Bullshit Corporation. For once I can see they may well be right. It might get as low as -20C SOMEWHERE in the UK but it won't get that low ALL OVER the UK which is what this headline implies.
It really does show Gordon Brown and Call Me Dave up for what they really are spineless tossers in the employ of the
My home town is afflicted with what seems like more than its fair share all created by Nulabour and applauded by grinning Johnny Woodcock the ex-Gordoom Mc Broon spin doctor.
The truth is however very different as you are about to see.
Woodcock Labour
Rabone Lib Dems
Gough Conservative
All gave the NWEM an interview, probably by phone, about how their parties are going to change Barrow and Furness
What quango doesn't the DCSF fund?
Anyway the Telegraph had an article on them and the shocking revelation that school meals cost £1.66. Have a read but don't blame me if you put your fist through your monitor or throw the laptop across the room.
Updated 4-25PM
They have managed to hijack ship after ship the latest two being British flagged!
So as its the birth of something new lets look at the word birth and its effect on our lives.
Given his past success this has to be a 'kiss of death' for the plant.
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Doesn't the daft git realise that the rest of the world don't give a stuff about a very dubious story of 'an alleged alkyada terrorist allegedly setting fire to his underpants on an American plane'?
It of course revolves around a man of African descent allegedly setting fire to his pants on an American aeroplane. He may or may not have done this and he may or may not be in the indirect employ of the CIA or some similar organisation but good old Gordon is going to solve yet another non-existent problem because he is the messiah.
Here is THE start of it...