January 2010 Archives

Shitty Politicians.

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For once an elected politician stands up and asks a difficult question about the way some of the followers of Islam interpret their holy book and immediately he is shafted by his own political party and of course by the opposition.


Righteous To The Core

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Peter Oteng from the Worcestershire Racial Equality Community Partnership.

Some Sanity At Last?

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It seems so...

My Licence Fee

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Ostensibly goes to pay for this sort of pure and utter bullshit from the Biased Broadcasting Corporation in some small way...

The Woodcock

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Here is a picture of the Woodcock in bird form.

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Devolution Jonah Style

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Jonah is off on his travels again. This time he is off to the Emerald Isle to speed up the re-introduction of Irish terrorists as he is tries to prevent the collapse of policing talks currently underway.
Having real terrorists roaming the land instead of fake ones "linked to alkyada" will do wonders for the war on terror and its revenue generation opportunities.
Gordon must be hoping it will be enough to get him a second term.




Who Writes This Crap?

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Seriously somebody must either that or Gordon has more exercise books than he is letting on!

5 Pledges

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The second part of the dissection of the Fighting For Furness pamphlet from the Woodcock.

Thick Labour Voters?

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Just ripping through the Fighting For Furness Leaflet as supplied by a Mancunian Student helping Johnny Woodcock win the key marginal constituency Barrow & Furness for Labour.

What Woodcock Won't Tell You!

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This is the record of the government currently occupying our country.
This is a record of the achievements of the government that Mr Woodcock supports.
This is the record of the government that Mr Woodcock wants the Labour Party faithful to support.
If you really want four more years of this then make sure you vote for Mr John Woodcock who claims he is Fighting For Furness!

Secrets & Lies

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Captured Secret Conference Call From New Years Day 2009.

The following may or may not be an accurate transcript of that call.
And remember Truth is Stranger Than Fiction!

Defcon 1 Justified?

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Seems Postman Pat was on the money... or is this yet another false flag?

Mandy Telford

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Aka the power behind John Woodcock.

Defcon 1

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With con being the only part of this heading that is true.

Red NWEM Again!

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Yet more proof that the North Western Evening Mail and its editor Mr Jonathon Lee want to see grinning Johnny Woodcock installed as the Labour MP for Barrow & Furness.

This is story entitled

Liberal Democrats outline plans to invest in empty Cumbrian homes

And rather than have that awfully nice no hoper Liberal Democrat candidate called Mr Rabone in the picture accompanying they put Mr John Woodcock and the man who was dead right about Gordon Brown!

Come on Mr Lee stop hiding and be honest!

Citizenship!

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Citizenship is being taught in all state sponsored secondary schools. It is insidious social engineering nothing more and nothing less. It has arrived in schools near you because Mr Blair and HIS government allowed unfettered immigration into the UK and on top of that allowed everyone with a cause access to government funding.

It is of course total bollocks but that total bollocks is being taught in schools which is wrong.

School Food Trust

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A total failure to do anything except ensure that more food than ever before is being wasted in school canteens because the kids and their parents won't play the "healthy righteous eating" game the way Prue Leith and her righteous compadres want them to.

She reckons £2 for a meal is too dear and yet the clown's own website says the quango is targeting the poorest kids who will qualify for FREE school meals!!

You cannot make this shit up!

Carp!

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Not the fish but the Combined Aerial Rescue Pump which is a design of fire engine.
It's not clear why they are needed but my guess is that they save money by combining two different types of vehicle in one.
This of course saves the wages of the firefighters that would have manned the second vehicle!

Naturally this financial saving is dressed up as an improvement in the service for the public but as ever..

Thumbprints

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For those parents in this mad land called the United Kingdom Corporation who willingly allow their children's biometric data to be handed over to "security companies" "service companies" "school meal providers" or even schools themselves on the bland assurance that
"Your child's data is safe with us as we and our services comply with the Data Protection Act, honest guvnor!

The Red Evening Mail

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Once again the Editor of the Furness Newspaper title reveals his Labour Leanings with a shoddy piece of political propaganda for the Labour Party.

Mr. Ramalinga Raju

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Dear Executive,

This is a Private Management Placement on behalf of Mr. Byrraju Ramalinga Raju.

Mr. Ramalinga Raju is looking for an experienced business person/company that can profitably invest monies in excess of £120,000,000.00 (One hundred and twenty million British pounds Sterling ).


Mr. Ramalinga Raju is willing to pay 10% for your role as the beneficiary partner to the funds. Also, a subsequent 10% "Management Commission" will be paid for your advised investment services.

Contact our head of operations for further update

Mr Albert Bradley
Head Of operations
Skipton Guernsey Limited ( offshore investment brokers )
Canada Court Upland Road St Peter Port
Guernsey QY1 3BQ

Be advised to visit the following links to be better acquainted with Mr. Ramalinga Raju's current profile and personality.

Click through for another beautiful piece of fiction

See What We Are Missing?

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Oh to have a British politician who can put out a speech like this.

Scam Warning

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Once again the Eastern european chancers are on the streets of Barrow asking for your rubbish.
Please don't give them any.

This Man Is Allegedly A Dickhead!

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I am of course referring to the man who thinks its right and proper for a British taxpayer owned bank to lend an American company billions of pounds to purchase a British company and merge it with its own thus throwing hundred or thousands of British workers and taxpayers out of work.




How Do You Choose...

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Between three parties all offering EXACTLY the same thing?

Mr Woodcock Telling Lies?

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Well what do you expect?
He is was and always will be a spin doctor in the mould of one Ali Campbell. He isn't in the same league as good old Ali but god bless him he tries!


Murder By River!

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I know its a crappy headline from an declining news "authority" but how long before Jack Straw decides that it's a taxable or saleable offence?

Teenager 'found murdered' by river in Reading

Thank God For The EU

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Yet more proof if it were needed that the European Union is a complete waste of time let alone money.
Yet more proof that our top military leaders haven't a bloody clue.
Yet more proof that our politicians haven't a bloody clue.
Yet more proof that international co-operation in peacetime rarely works.
Yet more proof that the blokes in boats can easily outwit billion dollar warships.
Yet more proof that crime pays.
And just possibly an insight into what makes it into a press report may or may not be influenced by some hidden hand.

Gulf

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Is what there is between so many aspects of this crazy world but here for once is a real gulf causing a man made gulf between two countries.

Follow The Money Honey!

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Whether there is a new world order, a hidden government, plain incompetence, social engineering, rank stupidity or a more likely a combination of all of them money IS the base of everything that goes on in this 21st Century just like it has been over the last 20.


Social Engineering Works

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I read today that a young man who was pissed of by elfin safety closing his local airport because of some white slippery stuff that he 'tweeted' on Twatter ...

Dappy & Blinky

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Dappy who is apparently a man who can speak a song (rapper) and headlined along with Blinky Balls BeatBullying Limited's Cyber Bullying initiative back in November last year. BeatBullying Limited is a charity funded by'

Barclays Capital
City Bridge Trust
Children in Need
Comic Relief
Cardiff Against Bullying
Department of Children, Schools and Families
Drapers' Company
Euroclear
Football Foundation
Gwirvol
Hillingdon Community Trust
HSBC
Little Lord Fauntleroy Foundation
London Borough of Lambeth
London Councils
London Development Agency
Nominet Charitable Trust
Spar
St David's 2 Community Fund
Venture Partnership Foundation
vFund

What IS Going ON Behind THE Scenes

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At the bloody Evening Mail?

CO2

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Proving the existence of changes to the global weather systems, global climate, local weather systems, local climate, long term trending, medium term trending, short term trending, severe weather events, etc, etc that are caused by or affected by the production of CO2 by the human race and it's activities on the face of the earth is all but impossible with current knowledge and current technology.

But...

The Met Office

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Has gone from a weather prediction service to a climate change promoter.
This is don't forget a wholly taxpayer funded body that used to concentrate on providing the country with an 'as accurate as current technology and skill will allow' forecast of what tomorrows weather will probably be like.

It has been hijacked by the Man Made global climate warming change religion almost by stealth because the current government has successfully closed peoples eyes to what they and their backers are up to. Well here is my simple attempt to open peoples eyes a little.

Dismantling The UK

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It never ceases to amaze me where you find good solid information. I was reading column in the local newspaper written by a guy from the local 'business' quango Furness Enterprise. It was full of the usual drivel about how great things are. He really should be a spin doctor as he does spout a lot of rubbish.

But every now and again he inadvertently reveals something astonishing.

Told You!

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The Evening Mail is a red paper through and through.

Twitter Or Twatter?

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Depends on your point of view I suppose!

Biased Evening Mail?

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You bet your bottom dollar its biased!
Just have a look at the different headlines and see where its political loyalties lie.

Praise The Righteous

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The righteous are far more evil and insidious than any terrorist, fake or real!
The righteous beaver away inside government, fake charities, quangos, societies organisations, councils all of which are totally legal in the UK if not lawful.

So it comes as no surprise see that the fruits of their labours 'deluded, compliant and STUPID parents' forcing a company to change its ways because she or he was TOO STUPID  explain to their child that cartoons are just cartoons and are TOO STUPID to make his or her child wear a friggin seatbelt when travelling in a car!

There is an awful lot wrong with this story as you will see but surely the time has come to 'round them all up put them in a field and BOMB THE BASTARD! as the American Major created by late great Mr K Everret used to say.

Barry Rabone Webchat

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Mr Rabone is the only one of the three candidates who lives and works in Furness. Whether this should count for anything remains to be seen. Having gone through the webchat I have to say that there have been more bizarre and pointless questions asked of Mr Rabone than either Mr Gough and Mr Woodcock.

What is also telling is that Mr Woodcock and the Barrow & Furness Labour party don't think Mr Rabone is worthy of their attention in the same way Mr Gough was. Obviously as far as Mr Woodcock the Spin Doctor is concerned Mr Gough is his real adversary.

BBC LUVS NewLabour!

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At least it would seem so from this piece of work by the British Bullshit Corporation which is very thinly disguised as political propaganda for Gordoon McBroons party.

John Gough Webchat

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In complete contrast to his Labour opposite number whose webchat has already been covered on this blog Mr Gough who is the Conservative candidate for the Barrow & Furness constituency, comes across as a much more balanced, honest and truthful individual.

As such it is unlikely that he will prosper in the den of thieves should he get elected but if his actions match his words AND if there are more like him who get elected to the den of thieves then maybe, just maybe it would become again a place worthy of respect.

BBC Vandals!

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Note that it is highly unlikely 'vandals' could be bothered to cart an angle grinder out in the middle of the night and take down a fixed traffic camera.

A vandal might destroy the lens or paint over the lens or attack the box with a hammer.

Ed Balls Smug Git?

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I've read through the Hansard report on what passes for debate in the den of thieves called Parliament where Ed the Incompetent was pushing his Children, Schools and Families Bill through its second reading.
I've pulled out the bits pertinent to the draconian Home Education aspects of the bill which are of course based on the false results of the Graham Badman review
Badmans rubbish.pdf

Hadopi. It's Worth A Laugh!

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In another perfect display of not having the right controls in place the French government show that trying to regulate the web habits of a country's, sorry European Autonomous regions, internet savvy people is fraught with difficulty. Despite David Geffen and Lord Mandelson of Foy pushing for tighter EU controls to protect their profits musicians rights I will guarantee that there will always be a way round every control.

Still the French do provide us with a right good laugh as they made the following classic howler.

John Woodcock Webchat

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Prepare yourself for a full on bullshit laden pack of garbage from a new Labour spin doctor who counts Gordoon McBroon and Johnny Hutton as his svengalis.
It was allegedly put out live last night on the North Western Evening Mail website as a 'Meet the candidate' type of cosy little chat.

As you can see all is not what it seems as some questions are actually answered BEFORE they are asked!

The Menace Of "Indoor Air"

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Like most people I live INSIDE a house and call it home. Other equally nice people live inside flats, maisonettes, bungalows etc, etc and also call them homes. Nothing unusual in that. People also live in caves, caravans, mobile homes, tents, and motor homes and surprisingly they to call them homes.
They all have one thing in common. All these people are unaware they are spending their time in the company of "Indoor Air" and even worse that "Indoor Air" may be polluted and may be shortening their lives or at the very least affecting their health!

Baroness Ashton

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She might not have expected to be in the job.
She might only have got the job because of Gordoon Broon not understanding how the players in the EU do business.
She might never had a real job in her life.
She might be almost totally unknown in the UK
but she is up to speed with where the EU is going!

Time To Say NO!

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This is the first in an occasional series on how the power of a two letter word stymies the efforts of the righteous and the state to make the world seem like a dangerous place.
First up its the How To Spot A Terrorist Initiative aimed at primary age children! 

Elfin Safety Bollocks!

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I have always utterly hated elfin safety since my days were spent being employed as a defence worker. All and I do mean ALL of the "advice" elfin safety gave out was either common sense or complete bollocks.

Just What Laws Do The Police Uphold?

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I cannot believe this

Miss Klass, a model for Marks & Spencer and a former singer with the pop group Hear'Say, was in her kitchen in the early hours of Friday when she saw two teenagers behaving suspiciously in her garden.

The youths approached the kitchen window, before attempting to break into her garden shed, prompting Miss Klass to wave a kitchen knife to scare them away.

Miss Klass, 31, who was alone in her house in Potters Bar, Herts, with her two-year-old daughter, Ava, called the police. When they arrived at her house they informed her that she should not have used a knife to scare off the youths because carrying an "offensive weapon" - even in her own home - was illegal.

Ordinary People

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Those who put themselves up for election or those who are selected by a political party to stand are two very different sorts of people.

The first bunch usually have the best of intentions and the belief that they can make the poltical process better by being part of it and correcting it from within.
The second bunch are troughers whose sole purpose in life is to keep the trough full so they and their ilk can feed from it no matter what.

Wildlife In Crisis?

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Severe weather warnings of heavy snow are in place for eastern England, and forecasters warn that the coming days could be even colder.

"The extremely hard winter spanning 1962 and 1963 was arguably the single event that had the greatest impact on wildlife within living memory," said Mark Avery, the RSPB's conservation director.

"With the icy weather predicted to last at least another week, this winter could be the single greatest wildlife killer of the new millennium."

375 Inconvenient Truths!

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After the rush of Climategate and the abject failure of the warmists and their settled science to influence politicians at Hoaxenhagen we now see the appalling Met Office and the biased British Bullshit Corporation trying even harder to prove man made global warming is real.

So to balance their idiotic standpoint here is a list of an awful lot (375) of extreme cold weather records being smashed.

Stephen Timms Working Hard For You

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Stephen Timms is someone I have never ever heard of until today. Apparently he is a minister in Broons government charged with doing away with the evil offshore account industry. He may well be a perfectly affable chap in private but he is utterly deluded if he thinks he has the mandate of the people of Britain to chase down those clever enough to avoid paying draconian UK taxes by offshoring their earnings.

UK set for coldest night of winter with lows of -20C

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That is without a doubt cold.
This headline came from the British Bullshit Corporation. For once I can see they may well be right. It might get as low as -20C SOMEWHERE in the UK but it won't get that low ALL OVER the UK which is what this headline implies.

Democracy In Action

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Small it might be but Iceland has balls. To be more precise it's president has balls. This should be no surprise as he is a man but he has stuck two fingers up to the IMF, Gordoon McBroon some Dutchies and the all powerful European Union by insisting that the people who elected him should be the ones to decide if they should stick their hands in their pockets to pay back the debts generated by the collapse of a privately owned British run Icelandic bank or should they simply ignore the demands of the wider world.

It really does show Gordon Brown and Call Me Dave up for what they really are spineless tossers in the employ of the wankers bankers that seem to be running most of this planet for their own ends.

Regeneration. What's The Point?

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The quangos are everywhere stuffed full of self proclaimed experts shovelling public money into the pockets of private companies building or developing things that the people who pay their taxes neither want nor need.
My home town is afflicted with what seems like more than its fair share all created by Nulabour and applauded by grinning Johnny Woodcock the ex-Gordoom Mc Broon spin doctor.
The truth is however very different as you are about to see.

Citizens Built Without Parental Interference!

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This story which appropriately enough features on the British Bullshit Corporation website shows just how quickly a really good idea gets hijacked by the righteous to turn it into yet another population control device.

Cars In Snow

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The British Bullshit Corporation are starting 2010 on fine form feeding the public the nulabour lies, the met office lies and of course a certain Indian millionaire's lies but this picture sums up their efforts very nicely.

Three Men In A Boat

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Well the gloves are off in the local general election campaign.
Woodcock Labour
Rabone Lib Dems
Gough Conservative
All gave the NWEM an interview, probably by phone, about how their parties are going to change Barrow and Furness

Another Quango For Dave's Bonfire?

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I came across this useless bunch of people blowing loads of taxpayers cash through catching the end of some TV advert which featured their acronym. I almost wish I hadn't seen it as it has turned out to be yet another quango funded by Ed Balls department.
What quango doesn't the DCSF fund?

Anyway the Telegraph had an article on them and the shocking revelation that school meals cost £1.66. Have a read but don't blame me if you put your fist through your monitor or throw the laptop across the room. 

Councils Will NOT Apologise

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This Local Government Association gentleman whoever he is a complete and utter tosser. If he is the authorised person (legal fiction) put forward by the Association (company) to put forward the members of that Association (company) position on parking FINES, they may be called PCN's but they are FINES why isn't he named and why does an MSM paper allow such anonymity to prevail?

Milliband, Brown & Balls

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Not so much on different sides more like not even on the same frigging planet!
Updated 4-25PM

test@airenet.com

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These job offers just keep on popping into my inbox. I didn't realise there was so much work out there!

The Wireless Telegraphy Act (1967)

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Call me thick or slow but I wasn't aware that this act existed. Nor was I aware of how stupid it really is. A lot of what is called statute law is really stupid as I am finding out but this is a classic case.

EU Navfor. The UN's Mercenary's Paid For By Us!

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Well some jolly young Somalis armed with AK47's and an odd RPG launcher sailing around the Gulf of Aden in wooden skiffs have done it again and again.

They have managed to hijack ship after ship the latest two being British flagged!

Thought For Today Numero Uno

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As it's now definitely 2010 according to the calendar that has been fiddled and meddled with by Pagans and Christians throughout the ages I thought I'd introduce something new. Each day, I say each when what I really mean is hopefully each day, I will take a look at one thing which I have taken for granted and try to establish if I was right or wrong to take it for granted as the truth it appears to be.

So as its the birth of something new lets look at the word birth and its effect on our lives.

Is $100 Worth $500 or Nothing?

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This money go round is all to real and shows just how valueless our money really is.

The Evening Mails Future?

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Apparently it is all rosy which is as it should be for a paper that has found love. Naturally my take on its editorial is somewhat different to the editorials author.

Redcar Is Now Totally Doomed.

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Jonah Gordon Brown has promised to personally 'work behind the scenes' to save Redcar from the ultimate indignity of losing 1700 steel jobs.
Given his past success this has to be a 'kiss of death' for the plant.

Royal Mail Under Attack Again...

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Here's a good bullshit story if ever there was one.
Disclaimer.
I use Royal Mail on a regular basis, daily, for personal and business activities. They are the most effective and cheapest courier company I have ever used. I have in the past used Amtrak, ANC, Interlink, Fedex and Securicor for my business and not one of them can touch Royal Mail on price. Some can be as effective but for a whole lot more moolah.

Gordon Saves The World... Again!

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He's done it again. He's gone and called for an International Summit on Yemen.
Doesn't the daft git realise that the rest of the world don't give a stuff about a very dubious story of 'an alleged alkyada terrorist allegedly setting fire to his underpants on an American plane'?

MSM On Message

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Well here is a timely compilation of WHY common sense has to prevail.
It of course revolves around a man of African descent allegedly setting fire to his pants on an American aeroplane. He may or may not have done this and he may or may not be in the indirect employ of the CIA or some similar organisation but good old Gordon is going to solve yet another non-existent problem because he is the messiah.

Welcome To The Decade Of Common Sense

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I really do believe that we are on the brink of common sense entering mainstream thinking and sweeping away the crooks and cretins trying to subjugate the masses and make a fast buck by doing so.

Here is THE start of it...